On the Confirmation of Condoleezza ('Mushroom Cloud') Rice as Secretary of State

deadline poet

By Calvin Trillin

This article appeared in the February 7, 2005 edition of The Nation.

January 20, 2005

The mushroom-shaped cloud Condi spun
As being the next smoking gun
Was hooey invented to show
Attacking Iraq's apropos.

She'll be Secretary of State.
The senators need no debate.
Approval's considered a must.
They want to have someone they trust.

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About Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin is The Nation's "deadline poet." He has been a staff writer for The New Yorker since 1963 and has written the syndicated weekly column "Uncivil Liberties" since 1986. He has authored many, many books, including Tepper's Not Going Out and Deadline Poet: My Life as a Doggerelist. more...
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